Oh, Abu Bakar Bashir. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s your lips, cherry red, almost pulsing with sexuality. Your stare, beady, all knowing. Your lazy bedroom eye, oh, yes, point me in the right direction. That hand, held ever so slightly effeminately, it keeps me wondering, you mystery man you.
So. Much. Desire. So. Very. Very. Illegal.
Yeah. So. New Pornography bill. Awesome stuff. It got passed today, in great urgency to protect woman and children.
In fact, Indonesia’s been so caught up in the banning of sexual desire that they’re still mulling over whether a 43-year-old Muslim cleric who married a 12-year-old girl called Ulfa has done anything wrong.